Whats the deal with the shirts ?

Beastee shirts are fun, hip and wont get you suspended from school. We also want the masses to be able to purchase, so we offer the highest quality shirts we can for a great price. All shirts are high-quality Fruit Best 50-50 blend (the greatest shirts around, just ask Threadless) or American Apparel shirts (100% cotton, made in the USA and sweatshop-free). All shirts are available in medium, large and extra large. Please email us and bug us to carry small or XXL if you want that.

T-Shirt Shipping:

Beastee ships all t-shirt orders using USPS Priority mail and each order’s shipping price is a
flat rate if shipped in the U.S. Two shirts ship for the same price as one, so buy two! Orders are
usually processed within one to two business days. If a t-shirt is unexpectedly back ordered,
we will contact you immediately to let you know, hoping you can cope with a short wait.
Please be patient with international orders, they can take up to two or three weeks to arrive.

What size should I order ?

The Fruit Best shirts are standard T-shirt sizes, but the American Apparel shirts run a bit small. Take a look at this handy American Apparel size chart

Can I design shirts for you?

Please send us your designs. We may even print them, at your risk of course, as we don't offer any type of program for paying you...

Where is the Beastie Boys website?

NOT HERE! Yes our name is Beastee, no we are not affiliated at all with the fine Brooklyn Trio. Although it would be nice to have that type of cash flow, and rhyme skills. Especially for white guys, man how do they do it?